Send to KindleThe days are getting longer and the temperature is finally starting to rise (in between those few days when it plummets so low it makes us double check the date on the calendar). I don’t know about you, but when these things start to happen I start to think about summer foods. Yep, I skip right through Spring and head straight for the summer lovin’. Of course, living in California pretty much only gives us two seasons: Winter and Summer. Sure, there is some noticeable change in the daylight hours and temperature ranges, but we don’t have the usual signs of Spring like melting snow and the crocus peeking through said snow. Hell, my tulips, daffodils and hyacinths were blooming in late January.
While grocery shopping the other day I came across one of the things that screams out SPRING to me. Yes, inanimate grocery store items speak to me and sometimes I even have major epiphany’s as I fill bags with bulk seeds and beans. This particular speaking grocery item was Key West shrimp. I don’t know if you’ve ever had these delicacies of the sea, but I highly recommend you take the plunge and splurge a little for these little shrimps, if you are lucky enough to find them.
As you would expect, from something that has Key West in its name, they are a very pretty shell pink color – even when they’re raw. They’ve also got a sweetness you just don’t usually find in shrimp. I immediately knew that these beauties were going to grace my margarita glass in the form of a fresh and tropical shrimp ceviche recipe (a ceviche recipe I concocted in my head as I walked out of the store).
A traditional ceviche is chock full of fish that is “cooked” by the acidity of citrus fruits like lemons or limes. The acid in these fruits “cooks” the proteins in the fish so that it has the consistency of heat cooked fish. Throw in some crunchy bits like onions or jicama and some juicy fruits (and don’t forget the avocado) and you’ve got the perfect party dish, or simple dinner, when the temperatures soar and you can’t possibly imagine turning on the oven.
Shrimp ceviche is just as simple to make, and to customize to your liking, but there’s one additional step. The shrimp really need to be cooked, albeit quickly, before they take a bath in some citrus and tequila. The quick cook kills any bacteria that might be lurking (which happens more in shrimp than in fish) in the shrimp.
The beauty of the shrimp ceviche recipe is that there really is no recipe. Sure you can find lots of ceviche recipes online. But all you really need to know is what you like to eat with your shrimp. Really, it’s that simple. A ceviche is a mixture of flavors and textures and the only thing that limits you, when putting one together, is your own set of tastebuds.
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Things are getting hot and heavy with your guy. The wine is flowing, the lights are low and you’re about get down and dirty. He, being the responsible type, has his condom at the ready and reaches over to get it and put it on. Isn’t it nice to know that there are guys out there that are willing to take some responsibility for their and your health? You picked a good one girl!
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If Gene Simmons’ tongue is anywhere near my lady bits it isn’t going to be some graphic representation that’s wrapped around someone else’s junk, it’s gonna be the real thing.
Recipe: Tropical Shrimp Ceviche
Ingredients
- 1 Pound Peeled and Deveined Shrimp
- 1/2 Pineapple (peeled, cored and diced)
- 1/2 Red Bell Pepper (cut into small dice)
- 1 Mango (peeled, pit removed and diced)
- 1 Medium Maui Onion (diced)
- 1/2 Large Cucumber (peeled and diced)
- 2 Avocados Diced
- 1/2 Serrano Chilli (seeds and ribs removed and diced)
- 1 Handful Cilantro (stems removed and chopped)
- 3 Ounces Pineapple Juice
- 2 Limes (juiced)
- 2 Lemons (juiced)
- 1/4 Cup Tequila
- Sea Salt
Directions
- Fill a large pot with water and a generous pinch of salt and bring to a boil. Once water is boiling, add in the shrimp and turn off the heat. Let sit in the water for 3 minutes (stir occasionally).
- Remove the shrimp from the water and chop into 1/2″-3/4″ pieces.
- In a large, non-reactive bowl, combine the pineapple juice, lime juice, lemon juice and tequila.
- Add the shrimp to the juices.
- To the shrimp and juice add the diced pineapple, bell pepper, mango, onion, cucumber, avocado and chilli pepper. Stir to combine all of the ingredients.
- Cover and chill for 2 hours in the refrigerator.
- Spoon into glasses or bowls and add in some of the chopped cilantro.
- Sprinkle with a bit of sea salt.
- Serve.
Notes
I used Maui onions, but any sweet onion will work. For a different flavor, you could use red onion instead.
Save the shrimp shells and make some tasty shrimp stock. (More on that at a later date.)
Variations
Feel free to omit the tequila if you wish.
Cooking time (duration): 20 Minutes
Diet type: Pescatarian
Diet (other): Gluten free
Number of servings (yield): 6
Meal type: hors d’oerves
Culinary tradition: Spanish
Ceviche is my new favorite summer dish! I made it several times last summer, using scallops and fish. It’s so light and fresh. And you are so right, it does not need a recipe. Your photo can epitomize the summer for me:)
Thanks Lana. I love ceviche and I really should make it more than I do. It’s so easy to throw together.
looks so delicious! I love ceviche
I just had something nearly as beautiful in Costa Rica! GREG
Costa Rica…….
I love ceviche but I’ve always been too much of a wuss to make it at home! This looks awesome!
No more wussing out. You can do it. It’s so easy, you’ll kick yourself for not doing it sooner.
I love the bright colors! Great for summer!
So perfect as the heat turns up!! =)
I love ceviche and adding tropical fruit makes it sound even better. Now if only the temperature would stay over 75 for more than a day or two.