Blender Drink Recipes: Fresh Watermelon Daiquiri

by Pamela

watermelon daquiri, daquiri recipe, watermelon drinks, blender drink recipes
Send to Kindle

I’m going to keep today’s post short and sweet.  Afterall, it is a nice long holiday weekend and I’m sure most of you have plans of some sort for the weekend.  Even if it’s not a party or picnic…maybe you have a date with your blender, some rum and a backyard hammock.  In my book…that’s still a plan.

I did this post a couple of years ago and this watermelon daquiri is still one of my all time favorites.  I don’t do too many blender drink recipes (usually because they involve a bunch of ingredients – including a ton of ice, which means I’m going to get an ice cream headache from drinking the cold cocktail a little too fast – and who needs a precursor headache to the hangover headache you’re going to have the next day).

No, this watermelon drink recipe is easy to make and even easier to drink.  Ernest Hemingway is credited for concocting the daquiri, but his cocktail of choice doesn’t even come close to the bastardized frozen daquiri’s most people order in the bars today.  His daquiri recipe was simple: citrus juice, maraschino liquer, simple syrup and rum – that’s it.  Notice, there is no mention of a whipped cream and cherry topping.  Personal note: whipped cream and those plastic cherries belong on desserts and in the bedroom only (actually, those plastic cherries belong decorating a shelf with their pretty colors – only real maraschino cherries belong in your mouth and belly).

So bring on the watermelon, and create some of your own watermelon drinks, or bust out the rum and blender for this easy watermelon daquiri recipe.

Happy Fourth of July!

Relationship Advice

All married couples lie.

Yep, it’s true…we do.  Craig and I tell our single friends all the time: don’t get married.  I realize that this sentiment isn’t as heart warming as a Hallmark card, but why do married people constantly sugar coat the truth.  Things like: oh, we never fight or being married is the greatest.  I work very hard to “keep it real” and not sugarcoat reality.

Here, for you single folks, is a decoder ring (of sorts) for the things married people say and what they really mean.

  • We never fight – Fighting = MMA brawl, we don’t do that but we bicker like there’s no tomorrow and we don’t care who hears us because we each think we’re wittier than the other person.
  • We share all of the household duties – If by “share” you mean he picks up his stuff when I nag him to death that people are coming over and they’ll think we’re pigs if he doesn’t get his shoes, work shirts, crap he brought in from his car and tools out of the kitchen and living room – then yes, we share in household duties.
  • We hate being apart from on another – Hate = Love: when he’s gone I get the entire bed to myself and sleep through the night without being awakened by the fog horn that is his snoring or the rugby move he likes to play which is an elbow to the forehead.  When I’m gone he gets to eat all the Taco Bell his belly (and colon) can handle and spoils the dog to within an inch of her life.  Yeah, we hate being apart.

Telling these little lies isn’t done maliciously.  No all marrieds do this so that others will foolishly fall into the same trap that we did.  You’ve heard the phrase “misery loves company.”  But let’s not cast dispersions on us married folks that do this…lots of groups do the very same thing.  Pregnant women tell other pregnants how blissful pregnancy and birth is.  Do they tell the new mom to be about the months of puking that are ahead of them, the hemorrhoids that they’re going to get or that the baby isn’t the only thing that comes out when they give birth?  No, no they do not.

Do new mothers tell other new mothers that their child is the exorcist baby and its head is spinning around with snot coming out of every orifice when new mommy and daddy finally find someone to watch their snot baby so that they can finally have a night out together, nope.  The other classic mommy lie is when she tells her friends how kumbaya her kids are with one another.  She waxes poetic about having the Von Trapp family, when it’s more like the Trap family and all of the kids are trying to find ways to ensnare their siblings in one homemade booby trap after another.  Mothers seldom admit that kind of thing to anyone but their therapist.

Most of these little fibs are told from a place of embarrassment over the truth (who likes to admit their shortcomings) or from a humorous perspective.  Mine, for example come from a place of humor.  Craig and I have a great relationship that’s based on good communication and a HUMONGOUS sense of humor by both of us.  But who wants to hear that?

So now that I’ve come clean, what’s your most common fib regarding your relationship or kids?  C’mon let’s have some fun.  Oh, and if you have a couple of these watermelon drinks first, you’ll probably have some real fun with this.

Welcome to My Man's Belly! Leave me a comment and let me know what you think about the site or if there's a recipe you'd like to see here. Have a great day.
Related Posts with Thumbnails

12 comments

Amanda and Matt June 3, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Can’t wait to try these watermelon drinks!

elle November 1, 2011 at 3:32 pm

If we really want some truth, let’s all imagine a picture of “OUR man’s belly” at the header of this page! (All those married to a 19 year old or an athelete need not respond.)

Pamela November 1, 2011 at 7:08 pm

But we don’t want the truth, in that department, we want fantasy. We get enough reality. ;)

Julia July 6, 2011 at 1:50 pm

My 5 month old is potty trained. Isn’t everyone’s?

Pamela July 6, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Don’t you think they should be completely diaper free at 3 months? That what my neighbor claimed her kid did. LOL

Ella July 3, 2011 at 6:12 pm

i understand what you were trying to say in your post but I have to say…i can never understand why people always want to share negative experiences and make them sound as if that’s the norm.

Pamela July 4, 2011 at 8:38 am

Hi Ella,

I think people do that so that they don’t feel as bad about what happens in their lives, especially if they can put a humorous spin on it.

Mark Strauss July 3, 2011 at 8:29 am

Pamela:

Love your blog! Thank you for posting!

Just a note regarding the origins of the Daiquiri. While the drink was, indeed, a favorite of Hemingway, I believe it’s origins date back to the very early 1900’s when a group of American mining engineers working in Santiago, Cuba, first concocted the drink.

Just a footnote. ;-)

Again, thank you for all the laughs and food for thought!

~Mark

Pamela July 4, 2011 at 8:37 am

Thanks for the kind words Mark and I totally appreciate the history behind the daiquiri.

Keep on laughing!

Marla July 2, 2011 at 8:15 am

Now there is a super fun way to use watermelon! Happy 4th girl :)

Maureen July 1, 2011 at 4:20 pm

My husband is perfect.

His idea of helping with the chores is to hire a housekeeper.
His idea of doing laundry is kicking all the dirty clothes into one pile.

He’s so helpful I can’t stand it. Gimme 6 of those drinks pronto before I start ranting. :)

Leave a Comment